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If you are a fan of Coach Sandoval "Sandy" Hines, then you are in the right place. I am not so much a fan as a devoted follower of Coach Hines. Express your love of Coach Hines here! An official fan club.
Coach Hines is the best coach ever. I love him, my favorite episode is "Steroid Bust". I just can't have enough of Coach Hines yelling at Yamanashi poor guy. Son of a mother duck! The skit I like best would have to be Oliver Twist. The opening line had me rolling!! I am completely uncontrollable when he almost breaks down talking about the 'leading lady. Its all about the Saturday School detention when Yaminashi calls Coach Hines "bro" and Hines leaves the room and just sneaks up on Yaminashi and pounces on him.
Bobby Lee couldnt stop laughing. But the leg kick that Hines does is classic! I love the last one, i think its called "board meeting" and the best quote from that has to be "dont cry, dont you cry you dumb fut nugget!
Coach hines is hilarious! My favorite episode with him is either The Prom or the Career Hell. I like The Prom when he trips and stage dives, then the Career Hell is funny cause of the suplex and stuff like killing the doll and biting him in the achilles. Well my favorite quote is actually 2 of them, number 1 is "I dont know how ill do it, but i will turn you caucasian" my second is " i will set you on fire!
It is great improve and absolutely hilarious! Well you know what I think? Scope and Grope was here right now I'd tear out his rectal O ring, and present it to you as an exquisite tennis bracelet. HAHhah i like the Coach Hines away game..
Coach Hines is so funny!! My favorite episode is "The Memorial". When Hines starts clapping like crazy it is so funny, and how he keeps looking around the gym for "rectal amateurs" haha. My favorite quote is from "Game Time" when that old lady tells him to blow it out his ass and he leeps over the railing and grabs a basketball and gets right in her face and says "you know what this is? Coach Hines-The Assembly http: Cracks me up everytime.
I love him, he is the funniest character ever. I honestly watch his videos like everyday! And it is a routine in my day to use one of his sayings!
I love role playing it at school, funniest thing ever! I am definately a fan of Coach Hines! My all time Favorite is the "Steroid Bust" I at least have to watch it once or twice a day lmao.. Now you're gonna get in there right now, and you're gonna fill this cup with your pee, or I swear to God in heaven, I'm gonna stick a fire hose inside of you, and you're gonna have pee comin' outta holes you didn't know you had! I absolutely love coach hines even to the point where i said the quotes and did the leg kick so much that other people started screamin "yamanashi!
Coach Hines is hilarious!!! Which translates to 'if you call me Sandy again, I will cut you in half with a hubcap! Thank you Coach Hines! You've changed my life for the better with you descriptive ways and tight polyester shorts!
The Assembly is my favorite episode with The Memorial coming in at a close second. I also love paintball massacre and the saturday detention. My favorite skits ever done in history. Coach Hines is comedic gold. Simply magical and i have never laughed at anything so hard in my life xD i fuckin love him.
Coach Hines is the man! My favorite episode would have to be the Saturday detention one. I roll on the floor laughing when he steps over one of the kids to get to Yaminashi and when his voice cracks after his childhood stories. My favorite quote is when hes at the ice cream shop: Thursday, March 12, If you are here then you must be a fan of Coach Hines.
What is not to like about this guy? Overbearing might be an understatement when describing Coach Hines demeanor. Here are some of the greatest Coach Hines quotes: Every single one of you, multiple stab wounds". I swear this chalk is going up your nose and out your finger!
And I won't be creative about it, I'm just gonna take you out in broad daylight, shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consequences. Now you're gonna get in there right now, and you're gonna fill this cup with your pee , or I swear to God in heaven, I'm gonna stick a fire hose inside of you, and you're gonna have pee comin' outta holes you didn't know you had! Once there, I will travel in a miniature sub, through your body, and into your brain meat.
Then I will take a pill that will allow me to grow into a normal size, exploding your skull bone, and rendering your body into a pink mist. I particularly get a lot of laughs out of Coach Hines as I am a high school teacher, and have been heard uttering some Coach Hines phrases when dealing with particulary obnoxious students.
Unfortunately I teach social studies so I don't have any opportunity to wear the hiked up shorts or to wear a whistle. My favorite episode has to be "Career Hell" as Coach Hines gets to comment on the faults of the other presenters. However, my favorite character for Coach Hines to interact with is Yaminashi. Their interactions are so funny that even Bobby Lee pictured left , who plays Yaminashi, frequently can't keep a straight face.
I would say that Yaminashi is the person that Coach Hines dislikes the most. My favorite Coach Hines quote definitely has to be, "I don't care what your orthodontist says, a hat is a hat! This is from "The Memorial" episode.
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